The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
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October 1, 2024 at 4:48 pm
Fishing Trip with a Visitor One day a Pastor and a Brother from the church took a Visitor fishing on boat. Once in the Middle of the lake, the Pastor said” I seem to have forgotten my fishing pole, be right back” and to the visitors amazement stepped out of the boat and walked on top of the water towards the shore. When he had returned, the Brother said, “I need to use the restroom, be right back” Again the visitor watched in amazement. Once the brother returned, not wanting to be outdone, the visitor said, ” I need to use the restroom too” As soon as he stepped out of the boat, he sank. The Pastor nudged the brother and said “We should have told him where the rocks were?” 🤪😩😆😂
October 1, 2024 at 10:55 pmYour Hut in Heaven A man died and went to heaven. He was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter who led him down the golden streets. They passed stately homes and beautiful mansions until they came to the end of the street where they stopped in front of a rundown cabin. The man asked St. Peter why he got a hut when there were so many mansions, he could live in. St. Peter replied, “I did the best with the money you sent us.” 😩😩😩😩
October 1, 2024 at 10:58 pmHow to Get to Heaven A teacher asked the children in her Sunday School class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and give all the money to the church, would I get into heaven?” “No!” The children all answered. “If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I then get into heaven?” Again, the answer was “NO!” “Well,” she continued, “then how can I get into heaven? In the back of the room, a five-year-old boy shouted, “You got to be dead!” 😩😩😩
October 4, 2024 at 6:14 amA MAN IS TRYING TO GET INTO HEAVEN A man died and went to heaven. St. Peter asked him, “Why should I let you into heaven?” The guy said, “Well, I tried to help other people.” “Can you give me an example?” “Sure. Once I was in a roadside diner and a group of Hell’s Angels were in there bothering a little old lady. They had knives and guns and were scaring everyone in the place. So, I stepped up to the leader and spun him around and punched him the face and said, ‘Hey! Why don’t you leave that little lady alone? And while you’re at it, you and your filthy friends clear out of here and get on your bikes and ride away.” “Wow, that was pretty brave, when did that happen?” “About five minutes ago!” 😩🤪😆👌😂
October 4, 2024 at 9:52 amWhat award did the dentist win? A-Little plaque.”😩😆🤣
October 4, 2024 at 2:54 pmOfficer Kamala; There’s an emergency at the border, why haven’t you been there yet? She laughs and said, I haven’t been to EUROPE either! HAHAHA😩😩😩😩
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