Your Hut in Heaven A man died and went to heaven. He was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter who led him down the golden streets. They passed stately homes and beautiful mansions until they came to the end of the street where they stopped in front of a rundown cabin. The man asked St. Peter why he got a hut when there were so many mansions, he could live in. St. Peter replied, “I did the best with the money you sent us.” 😩😩😩😩

A MAN IS TRYING TO GET INTO HEAVEN A man died and went to heaven. St. Peter asked him, “Why should I let you into heaven?” The guy said, “Well, I tried to help other people.” “Can you give me an example?” “Sure. Once I was in a roadside diner and a group of Hell’s Angels were in there bothering a little old lady. They had knives and guns and were scaring everyone in the place. So, I stepped up to the leader and spun him around and punched him the face and said, ‘Hey! Why don’t you leave that little lady alone? And while you’re at it, you and your filthy friends clear out of here and get on your bikes and ride away.” “Wow, that was pretty brave, when did that happen?” “About five minutes ago!” 😩🤪😆👌😂

Officer Kamala; There’s an emergency at the border, why haven’t you been there yet? She laughs and said, I haven’t been to EUROPE either! HAHAHA😩😩😩😩

Something You Never Hear in Church Hey! It’s my turn to sit on the front pew! I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went over time 25 minutes. Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf. I’ve decided to give our church the $500.00 a month I used to send to TV evangelists. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class. Forget the denominational minimum salary: let’s pay our pastor so he/she can live like we do. I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before! Since we’re all here, let’s start the worship service early! Pastor, we’d like to send you to this Bible Seminar in the Bahamas. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign! 😩😩😩

A Pastor Saying Farewell👋🏼 A pastor was leaving his area and was saying farewell to his congregation at the Church doors for the last time. He shook the hand of an elderly lady as she walked out. She said, “Your successor won’t be as good as you.” “Nonsense”, said the pastor, in a flattered tone. “No, really”, said the old lady, “I’ve been here under five different ministers, and each new one has been worse than the last. 👋🏼🤣😩

Obituary Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. Someone’s passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. Else has been with us for many years and for every one of those years, someone did far more than a normal person’s share of work. Whenever there was a job to do, a class to teach, or meeting to attend, one name was on everyone’s list, “Let Someone Else do it.” Whenever leadership was mentioned, this wonderful person was looked to for inspiration as well as results, “Someone Else can work with that group.” It was common knowledge that Someone Else was among the most liberal givers in the church. Whenever there was a financial need, everyone just assumed Someone Else would make up the difference. Someone Else was a wonderful person, sometimes appearing superhuman. Where the truth be known, everybody expected too much of Someone Else. Now Someone Else is gone! We wonder what we are going to do. Someone Else left a wonderful example to follow, but who is going to follow it? Who is going to the things Someone Else did? When you are asked to help this year, remember—we can’t depend on Someone Else anymore. 😩🤣🤣

⛔️Church Bulletin Bloopers⛔️ The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. Next Sunday, Mrs. Maggiestad will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on “It’s a Terrible Experience.” Don’t let worry kill you—let the church help. During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon from E.J. Stubbs. The Pastor would appreciate if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. Thursday at 5 p.m., there will be a meeting of the little mother’s club. All ladies wishing to become “little mothers” will meet with the pastor in his study. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. The Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door of the church. The Rev. Hart spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance. Flora will be leaning a weight management series Wednesday nights. She uses the program herself and has been growing like crazy! A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church. Music will follow. Thursday Night—Potluck Dinner. Pray and medication to follow. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice. This being Easter Sunday. We will ask Mrs. zfiel to come forward and lay an egg on the alter. For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs. Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to the church secretary. 🫣🤣😩🤣😂

Letters to the Pastor Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won’t be there. Stephen. Age 8, Chicago Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody, but He never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville. Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete. Age 9, Phoenix Dear Pastor, my father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something. Robert Anderson, age 11 Dear Pastor, I’m sorry I can’t leave more money in the plate, but my father didn’t give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance? Love, Patty. Age 10, New Haven Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week even if she has a cold. Yours truly, Annette. Age 9, Albany Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland. Loreen. Age 9. Tacoma Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more important than money, but I still want a raise in my allowance. Sincerely, Eleanor. Age 12, Sarasota Dear Pastor, Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow. Laurie. Age 10, New York City Dear Pastor, I hope to go to heaven someday but later than sooner. Love, Ellen. Age 9, Athens Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God’s help or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander. Age 10, Raleigh Dear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don’t think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house. Joshua. Age 10, South Pasadena Dear Pastor, Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God? Sincerely, Christopher. Age 9, Titusville Dear Pastor, Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class. Carla. Age 10, Salina Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished. Ralph, Age 11, Akron Dear Pastor, How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you tell Him, or does He read about it in the newspapers? Sincerely, Marie. Age 9, Lewiston 🤣😆😩

They say that laughter is “the best medicine,” and as it turns out, there is some scientific truth to this assertion. Humor-associated laughter has numerous health benefits, so here are 11 reasons you should laugh it up.

Laughter may reduce your blood pressure. High blood pressure (hypertension) is one of the most dangerous side effects of stress, as well as a huge risk factor for heart disease and stroke. However, it’s hard to be stressed when you’re laughing, so researchers have investigated whether laughter can bring blood pressure down. There are more than a few studies that show a reduction of blood pressure after laughter, such as a 2017 study in the Journal of Dental and Medical Research, where 40 patients undergoing hemodialysis listened to CDs of comic shows for 16 30-minute sessions over eight weeks, and saw a decrease in blood pressure.

After three months, the blood pressure readings significantly decreased overall by 5 mmHg among the laughers. People in the comparison group showed no change in blood pressure readings. This had led to a treatment known as laughter yoga.

As a result, laughter yoga has gone on to be used as an intervention for a variety of health issues, ranging from stress to dementia. Laughter can reduce anxiety and other negative emotions.