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His.debbiePrayers: 6329Requests: 76
October 10, 2022 at 10:27 amOn my knees with supplication pouring out to God for relief from the cough! ๐๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ. When my husband encountered coughing issues, his MD would prescribe a capsule called Tessalon Pearles (generic name is benzonatate). I donโt know if this would be appropriate in your case or not, but you could at least ask.๐๐๐
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October 10, 2022 at 11:15 amYes Iโm taking that along with arithromyxin? Not quite sure but cough is beginning to break. I simply donโt do well with anything interrupting my breathing. Iโm Scared when I have to elevate my Normal sleeping position. My daughter was right when she said my chemo should be pushed forward another week to enable my body rest and recover but deep inside me, I just wanted all the chemo cycles to be over and done with. Itโs been so long and Iโm tired and struggling to get to the finish line. Tying so hard I know itโs God only that has brought me this far. Wow I am not complaining. I am only being human but for the saints praying where would I be? Iโm humbled and grateful. Blessings to you My dearest sister and all my Precious and caring siblings GCOGA ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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October 10, 2022 at 1:05 pmFather, we declare! this sickness must go from GCOGA. She is the healed of the LORD! In JESUS mighty name. Amen! โค
His.debbiePrayers: 6329Requests: 76
October 11, 2022 at 4:01 amGood morning, my dearest Flora! Praying the Lord gave you a blessed night sleep, ๐ดand your cough continues to break up so you can breathe easier.๐ฎโ๐จPlease donโt feel you are ever complaining with all that you have gone through. Our earthly bodies require each breath we take, and when itโs difficult to get them, our brain lets us know. ๐ง As if a panic attack can help the breathingโฆ Just another โflawโ in our human nature! But God sees and brings peace only He can miraculously give ๐or sends someone for us in our time of need.โ He has done it both ways for me when my thyroid levels have dropped way too low. It seems like such a small thing to change your sleeping position, ๐but again, our human nature does not like it one bit, and letโs us know! If we canโt get comfortable, our brain is not going to let us sleep. Thereโs that silly brain trying to tell us what to do! ๐ซคSo grateful God gave us a brain to think/learn with, control our bodily functions and store our memories! Just wish it would behave itself better. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Thank God, He doesnโt leave us alone to contend with our own thoughts. He led me to Isaiah 46:4 this morning – โEven to your old age, I will be the same, and I will bear you up when you turn gray. I have made you, and I will carry you; I will sustain you and deliver you.โ Praying you feel Him lifting you up, carrying you and sustaining you today and always, my precious sister! ๐๐๐๐๐๐โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐น๐น๐น
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October 11, 2022 at 4:30 amTo help put a smile on your face. But donโt laugh out loud and make your cough worse. Please let Zion read them to his siblings if you have to wait until another dayโฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐. 1. Who has married many people but has never been married himself? ***Answer: A priest.*** 2. If you throw a blue stone into the Red Sea, what will it become? ***Answer: Wet.*** 3. Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? ***Answer: Incorrectly.*** 4. What has three feet but cannot walk? ***Answer: A yardstick.*** 5. What do you call a nose that’s 12 inches long?***Answer: A foot.*** 6. What has to be broken before you can use it?***Answer: An egg.*** 7. What gets shorter as you use it?***Answer: A candle. *** 8. What can you catch but never throw?***Answer: A cold.*** 9. What runs around a whole yard without moving?***Answer: A fence.*** 10. What begins with an “e” and only contains one letter? ***Answer: An envelope.*** 11. What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? ***Answer: Short.*** 12. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?***Answer: A clock.*** 13. What has many keys but cannot open a single lock?***Answer: A piano.*** 14. What’s always found on the ground but never gets dirty?***Answer: A shadow.*** 15. What gets wet while drying? ***Answer: A towel***
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October 11, 2022 at 8:49 amOh my, Your words bring life and lighten my spirit. Laying down and just enjoying reading these jokes and your posts lifted my heart. I feel the joy deep inside me and I could just smile. Cautioned myself so I donโt trigger this stubborn cough. Now itโs causing me to have headache and I feel so helpless. One quote that keeps running through my brain goes thus; โevery person on the planet faces gasping jaws of uncertainty. The only antidote to this poisonous threat is drawing close to God. In His presence you can face uncertainty with perfect peace โ โ๏ธthat was the only message I wrote on cards that I shared every Monday when my chemo was intense before my transplant. This quote keep resonating in my head and I donโt know why? I try to live by Proverbs 3:5-6 and leave it there. ๐โ๏ธโค๏ธ๐Scheduled to see the PCP tomorrow afternoon. In the meantime I will continue to rest in His goodness. Thanks for lifting me up. I thank Him for it all. Amen love u dearly Debbie. Sharing your experience helps my faith and belief GCOGA ๐๐ฅฐ๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐
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October 12, 2022 at 6:21 amOh, my beloved Flora, your response was such a blessing! So glad you enjoyed the prayers, the sharing and the jokes. More and more each day, the Lord amazes me how He brings people in our lives who need us as much as we need them. The Lordโs joy, strength and wisdom are moving so strongly in, around and through you, dear sister. God truly blesses everyone you touch with your encouraging story! Even through all the trials and tribulations, He gives you the grace to share your heart and spirit! The quote you wrote on your Monday morning cards may not be from the Bible, but I believe God had His hand in it when it was first written. No one (besides God) will ever know how many people had their lives changed by it. Someday in heaven, people will walk up to you and say, โRemember those cards you passed out on Monday? Well, that was the beginning of my journey with our glorious Lord and Savior.โ Living by the scriptures is so important, but God sometimes puts other words on our heart to influence people to come to Him. You have been such an inspiration, and I love you so much, sweet sister! I thank God for you and for letting me be a part of your life! Praying for a blessed day of healing and rest as well as a fruitful PCP appointment this afternoon. Praying for your body to be healed from the cough and the cancer to flee from you! In the magnificent name of Jesus Christ, amen! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐น๐น๐น
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October 12, 2022 at 6:55 amSome chuckles to start the day! But no coughingโฆ ๐ ๐. 1. What has a head and a tail but no body? ***Answer: A coin.***๐ช 2. What is full of holes but still holds water? ***Answer: A sponge.***๐งฝ 3. What has many teeth but cannot bite? ***Answer: A comb.***๐ 4. What has one head, one foot, and four legs? ***Answer: A bed.***๐ 5. Why is a mountain so funny? *Because itโs so hill-arious.*โฐ 6. What goes up but never comes down? ***Answer: Your age.***๐ถ๐ต 7. What can you find in a cupboard that can never be put in a saucepan? ***Answer: Its lid.***๐ฅ 8. What’s a single-digit number with no value? ***Answer: Zero.***0๏ธโฃ 9. What gets smaller every time it takes a bath? ***Answer: Soap.***๐งผ 10. What’s always running but never gets hot? ***Answer: A refrigerator.***๐ซค 11. What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters? ***Answer: Queue and Q.***๐คซ 12. What can fill a room but takes up no space? ***Answer: Light.***๐ก 13. What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it? ***Answer: Silence.***๐คซ 14. What five-letter word has one left when two letters are removed? ***Answer: Stone.***๐ฟ 15. What has branches, but no fruit, trunk, or leaves? ***Answer: A bank.***๐ฆ Hope you all enjoyed!!! Sending love along with the laughsโฆ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
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October 12, 2022 at 5:46 pmKiddos are going to have fun with these jokes. I will let โZโ Run it through with the twins! Oh so nice. Well, I had zoom consult with my pcp this afternoon. My baby took my vitals ahead so I could update her. Of course as the zoom meeting began; she heard me coughing while trying to explain whatโs going on so she came up And took over explaining all the details and all she did to keep me steady while we were away on vacation. Itโs so interesting how they start medical slangs and you are lost but she was satisfied with the prescription that Iโll begin tomorrow morning. Both were quite empathetic knowing what my body has been through and now not being able to sleep? She was very encouraging saying โWe need you to finish strong ๐ช only 6 more to go? You can do it. Iโm happy with the choices you are making to keep the myeloma in remission. Donโt be lazy. Keep on fighting we are with you.โ That melted my heart โฅ๏ธ ๐ ๐ and brought tears to my eyes. My baby stood there at the end of my consultation; they both spoke more medical jargons while she massaged my shoulder. Thank you for these prayers and words of encouragement. When I am not stressed; I do a little on the prayer wall. My heart breaks for so many needs and people dealing with real tough life issues. We should count our blessings and make our blessings count. God is good to us. He is so gracious loving and kind. I praise Him all the time inspite of how I feel on the inside. I appreciate Him giving me enough strength for each day and sustaining me and allowing me to deal with these real health issues. Grateful that He surrounded me with so much care love favor and warriors praying for me all over. Sometimes, I donโt know why He loved me so much that He surrounded me with solid honest compassionate and kind human beings!!! These grand kiddos take it as a challenge and Iโm Humbled. Thanks again Debbie for making time to pray and to make us laugh. Be blessed and be strong. Give my special Love to Lucy and your entire family. Love u ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ก๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐
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October 13, 2022 at 11:53 amGood morning, my dear Flora! Another beautiful day the Lord has made! So wonderful to hear your daughter noticed your coughing and helped with your pcpโs zoom call. Praying the new medicine you are to start today helps to relieve your cough. Grateful to hear you are trying to take care of yourself by limiting your posts on this prayer wall. God knows your heart, mind and spirit are praying for His people and their needs, and everyone who has been associated with this site for any length of time knows you are praying continually. God has truly blessed you, my dear sister, by surrounding you with His loving people because He loves you that much! You are His beloved child! Declaring Jeremiah 17:7-8 over you today – โBut blessed is the man who trusts in the LORD, whose confidence is in Him. He is like a tree planted by the waters that sends out its roots toward the stream. It does not fear when the heat comes, and its leaves are always green. It does not worry in a year of drought, nor does it cease to produce fruit.โ May you be like the tree by the waters-healthy, worry free and fruitful today and always, sweet Flora! Sending love to you and your family!! ๐๐๐โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐๐๐โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐น๐น๐น
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October 13, 2022 at 12:14 pmHereโs a few more riddles for you and your kiddos. Hope you enjoy! ๐๐๐คฃ๐ ***What word contains 26 letters but has only three syllables? Answer: The alphabet.*** ***What do you bury when it’s alive and dig up when it’s dead? Answer: A plant.*** ***What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to? Answer: An echo.*** ***What is taken before you can get it? Answer: Your picture.*** ***What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you donโt want to use it? Answer: An anchor.*** ***What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in 1,000 years? Answer: The letter “m.”*** ***What do you lose the moment you share it? Answer: A secret.*** ***What thrives when you feed it but dies when you water it? Answer: A fire.*** ***What belongs to you but is used by everyone you meet? Answer: Your name.*** ***What do you buy to eat but never consume? Answer: Silverware*** ***What’s lighter than a feather but impossible to hold for much more than a minute? Answer: Your breath.*** ***What makes more as you take them? Answer: Footsteps.*** ***What never walks but always runs? Answer: A river.*** ***What’s bought by the yard and worn by the foot? Answer: A carpet.***
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October 14, 2022 at 7:20 amGrateful from my soul. New medicine is working. Cough is breaking. Chest is feeling better. Body is still weak and tired. Trusting him to perfect this healing. Love u Debbieโค๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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October 14, 2022 at 10:47 amThere is the perishable and the imperishable. Perishable are the things we see, feel and the bodies that we live in. All of this will one day end, and what then? What then is the imperishable; our soul. Given to us by God it will live on. It is the unseen part of us that never dies. In 1 Peter 1:3-4 we read BLESSED BE THE GOD AND FATHER OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST, WHO ACCORDING TO HIS GREAT MERCY HAS CAUSED US TO BE BORN AGAIN TO A LIVING HOPE THROUGH THE RESURRECTION OF JESUS CHRIST FROM THE DEAD. TO OBTAIN AN INHERITANCE WHICH IS IMPERISHABLE AND UNDEFILED AND WILL NOT FADE AWAY , RESERVED IN HEAVEN FOR YOU. Despite the obstacles in your path, there is an end to them. The longest days of our lives have their end. The greatest worldly gifts will fade. However, there is the gift He gave; eternal life and the riches for us that await in heaven. If you are feeling the pressure of life, enduring a seemingly never ending situation, know it has an ending. Look up today and know that He suffered as we do. He was not exempt either as the race of life has a finish line. The prize for a believer is eternal life with Him and the riches He has promised. Place your sights to day on the finish line. It will eternally be worth it all. Run your best today for an evening always comes. As the song says, UNTIL THEN, MY HEART WILL GO ON SINGING…UNTIL THE DAY, GOD CALLS US HOME. Be blessed in your walk with him this weekend dearest Debbie. Looking forward to that glorious day when I will see My healer and Savior face to face. Oh what a beautiful and glorious day that will be. I already posted this on the dab wall but I want you to read it and meditate on it as well. This med methylprednisone is effective. Thank you so much for all those prayers ๐๐๐โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโค๏ธ๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐๐๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐๐ GCOGA ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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October 14, 2022 at 11:52 amThanks for the encouraging words, my dear Flora! Praying for younger people (whose bodies feel indestructible) to meditate on this truth as much as us older folks!๐๐โค๏ธ๐โ๏ธ
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October 14, 2022 at 12:41 pmSo glad to hear the methylprednisolone is helping with your cough. Praying God will continue to work and heal your upper respiratory from the coughing! Believing 2 Samuel 22:33-36 over you today, my sweet sister – โGod is my strong fortress; And He sets the blameless in His way. He makes my feet like hindsโ feet, And sets me on my high places. He trains my hands for battle, So that my arms can bend a bow of bronze. You have also given me the shield of Your salvation, And Your help makes me great.โ May the Lord strengthen your hands, arms and feet as you press on with His shield of salvation today and always! ๐๐๐โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐๐๐๐น๐น๐น๐ช๐ช๐ช
Livin forgivenPrayers: 2430Requests: 17
October 14, 2022 at 12:49 pmDearest Flora, I have continued to lift you to the Lord,ย particularly since you developed this cough, even though I wasn’t posting. I pray these verses brings comfort.
Isaiah 41:10
“So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.”ย
Psalms 41:2-3
“The LORD protects and preserves themโ they are counted among the blessed in the land – he does not give them over to the desire of their foes. The LORD sustains them on their sickbed and restores them from their bed of illness.”
Lord, I pray that You bless our friend with Your loving care, renew her strength, and bring healing in Your loving name. Amen.Livin forgivenPrayers: 2430Requests: 17
October 14, 2022 at 1:00 pmDear, dear Debbie. You remind me of a soldier marching heaven bound in God’s army.ย Faith, prayer and God’s word are your weapons of warfare. If God needs you, you are there. Keep on doing exactly what you are doing sister, you are such an inspiration.
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October 14, 2022 at 1:01 pmHereโs some laughter for sharing todayโฆ๐๐ฅฐ๐คซ๐คฃ๐ . 1. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!๐๐๐๐คฃ๐ 2. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. ๐คง๐คง๐คง๐๐ ๐คฃ๐ซค๐คซ๐. 3. Why did the photo go to jail? It was framed.๐ธ๐ผ๐คฃ๐๐ ๐คซ. 4. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.โญ๏ธ 5. Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank.โ๏ธ 6. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satis-factory.๐ญ๐ ๐คฃ๐๐๐คซ. 7. Why couldnโt the sailor learn his alphabet? He kept getting lost at C. ๐ค๐คซ๐๐คฃ๐ ๐๐คฃ. 8. What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits.๐งโ๐ผ๐คฃ๐ ๐๐ฅฐ. 9. What do cows most like to read? Cattle-logs.๐ฎ๐๐๐ . 10. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it.๐ซฅ๐จโ๐ง๐ ๐๐คฃ๐ ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ. Hope you had fun reading these to your siblings, dear Z!๐๐คฃ๐ ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐๐
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October 14, 2022 at 8:40 pmThank you so much livin forgiven my sweet sister Mary. I appreciate and thank you so much. It shall all end In praise. I truly believe. ๐Hope all is well with your recovery from the hurricane Thanks Debbie. I feel lifted and going to bed now. You are the angel sent for this tough season. Letโs keep our faith and eyes on the Master GCOGA๐โฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐๐ญ๐๐
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October 15, 2022 at 7:54 amFlora, we are thanking God for you; and storming the courts of our Lord with praise! His (and our) banner over you is love! We are believing that your faith will not fail you. Keep your eyes on the prize, and let the Word be the joy and rejoicing of your heart โค We are asking God to give you strength ๐ช for the battle. You are not alone sister. Without a test, there is no testimony. We love you more that a bear loves honey! ๐คฃ ๐ Grace
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October 15, 2022 at 7:56 amSweet Debbie, I pray that the Lord will bless your socks off! IJN ๐ Amen
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October 15, 2022 at 9:53 amMy beloved dab sisters & brothers: David, Josh, sparrow, Debbie, Mary, Grace Judith Angela, and who else did I miss? When I opened my eyes this morning and realized that as hard as the night was with the cough; HE still woke me up NOT the alarm clock! To be able to read these encouraging posts prayers and feel the impact of your investment of time sacrifice and energy to get me the words of wisdom and encouragement that I need? Oh how He loves me. Thank you my dearest siblings. At one point, the enemy tried to say to me, why are you being given this attention or focus? and I realized that it is the scheme of the devil ๐ฟ he failed. Itโs not about me and I am not calling attention or awareness to myself because I did not advertise myself! I realized and I am conscious of the fact that there are so many people on this prayer wall that are hurting. dealing with serious situations. All I know to do is to pray when I have the energy to do so. It is also gratifying to recognize that God places saints in our path to help us grow strong and be encouraged. Thank you so much for taking time to read and spend time in prayer. The jokes are also very delightful for us in our family. Our inlaws drove to come spend the weekend and oh my goodness I wish I could describe what the jokes did. Because โZโ had to take the lead to read the jokes; they are now going to be part of our dab family. It was a blessing to show them the love of Jesus without really working hard. I fell asleep while everyone else was laughing away as they read the jokes and had fun with them. Not all of them are believers but with the jokes they were able to read few posts and wonder why many people are praying for Mama as they call me. Now they have the podcast on two of their phones and from Listening to Brian read; I know we have won another family for Jesus. Hallelujah I love you all so much. I believe this healing will be complete and whole. Love๐๐๐๐๐โฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐GCOGA ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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October 15, 2022 at 10:10 amThank you, thank you, my dear sisters, Mary and Grace, for your posts and your love that I can feel oozing out of the screen as I read them! Yes, Grace, I do have, at times, have difficulty keeping my socks on ๐งฆ; even on a โbadโ day God is truly a good, kind and loving God! Your honey ๐ฏ that youโre feeding the bears ๐ป helps to keep them stuck to my feet! And Mary, your encouragement makes my heart so gleeful! Your sweetness makes my blood sugars go sky highโฆ But I just take a little more insulin, and everything is good! ๐ฅฐ Praying you have been feeling the prayers going up for you, your family and neighbors for the recovery from the recent devastation. Thank You, dear Lord, for being so gracious by placing people like Mary and Grace in our lives and blessing us with their kindness and friendship! I pray that You will let them feel my love and gratitude pour out across these โairwaysโ. Please allow them to feel the prayers requesting both of them to be blessed by You each and every day. In the precious name of Jesus, amen!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐น๐น๐นโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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October 15, 2022 at 11:04 amOh, how wonderful it was, my sweet Flora, to read your post this morning (and from last night)! To think about these posts having an affect on other people and bringing them to Jesus just is so totally mind boggling! God is great!!!Sometimes we never find out why we have to go through trials and tribulations, but this time, dear Flora, He is sharing the reason why He has let you bear this burden. The future population of Heaven has definitely increased! Hallelujah and amen! Praise be to the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit! His light is shining through you, sweet sister, like a beautiful beacon on top of a hill showing the people the Way, the Truth and the Life! You are such an inspiration to so, so many! Your influence will live on forever! How many people will walk up to you in heaven and tell you how you blessed them by introducing Jesus to them? Thank You, dear Father, for bringing the light of Your precious daughter, Flora, into so many lives, including all of ours! Remembering the words of Your One and Only Begotten Son from Matthew 5:14-16, โYou are the light of the world. A city on a hill cannot be hidden. Neither do people light a lamp and put it under a basket. Instead, they set it on a stand, and it gives light to everyone in the house. In the same way, let your light shine before men, that they may see your good deeds and glorify your Father in heaven.โ Please continue to bless Flora with Your light and let it shine โจ brightly for the sake of the salvation of others as well as the inspiration of Your saints! Holy is Your Name, and all the glory belongs to You! In the mighty name of Jesus Christ, amen!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐น๐น๐นโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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October 15, 2022 at 11:44 amHereโs a few more jokes for Z to share with your familyโฆ ๐ ๐. Praying for a blessed day for everyone in your household. ๐ก1. What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.๐ฆท๐คฃ. 2. What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.๐ฅ. 3. Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? It lifts their spiritsโฆ. 4. How do snails fight? They slug it out. ๐๐๐ ๐๐คฃ๐ ๐. 5. Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!๐ผ 6. How do you get a country girlโs attention? A tractor. ๐๐ 7. Why canโt you trust duck doctors? Theyโre all quacks.๐ฆ. 8. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.๐โ๏ธ๐คฃ. 9. Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web. ๐ธ๐ธ๐คฃ๐๐ ๐คฃ๐๐ . 10. Why was the ghost so tired? He worked the graveyard shift.๐ป๐ชฆ๐คฃ๐๐ ๐คฃ๐๐ ๐คฃ. 11. How does a duck buy lipstick? She just puts it on her bill. ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐งพ๐งพ๐งพ. 12. Which school subject was the witchโs favorite? Spelling. 13. What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody Knows. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐คฃ๐. 14. What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saw-us. ๐ฆฎ๐ฆฏ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐คฃ๐๐ ๐คฃ. 15. What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law. โ๏ธ๐จโโ๏ธ๐คฃ๐๐ ๐คฃ. 16. Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.๐ฆถ. 17. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite. ๐งโ๏ธ๐คฃ๐. 18. Why does Waldo only wear striped shirts? He doesnโt want to be spotted. ๐๐๐คฃ๐๐ ๐คฃ. 19. What do you get when you cross a cactus and a pig? A porky pine. ๐ต๐ท๐ฆ๐คฃ๐๐ ๐คฃ. 20. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. ๐ฅ๐คฃ๐๐ ๐คฃ๐๐
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