When life gives you lemons, it’s time to turn them into punchlines! That’s because laughter might just be the best therapy around (and it’s way cheaper than hiring a life coach). 😩 Did you know that a good laugh can boost your immune system, improve your mood, and even reduce pain? That’s right, science backs up the magic of humor!

Why don’t mountains ever give up? Because they’ve already peaked, and they’re still standing tall! 😩🤣😄

Elon Musk, Taylor Swift, The Pope and the college student from Mexico were in a private jet. The plane has lost an engine, the pilates have already ejected, and it will soon crashed. There’s four people, but only three parachutes. So Taylor Swift, says i am the best singer in the world, therefore i should get a parachute. The rest agrees! Taylor Swift puts on the parachute and jumps out, Then Elon Musk, says i am the smartest human, so he says i think i deserve a parachute too, The rest nods, and Elon jumps out. With tears in his eyes the pope tells the Mexican, take this last parachute and live a long happy life my son. To the pope’s shock, he replies don’t worry, Mr. Pope we can both go because the smartest man just jump out with my back pack. 😩🤣🤩

CWink Keep them coming! Hilarious😩🤣🤩

I heard about a lady on the airplane reading her bible. The man sitting next to her said” You don’t believe ALL that stuff do you? She said, of course i do it’s all in the bible. He said, what about that guy that got swallowed by that whale? She answered, you mean, Jonah? He replied, yea that him all right. How can he possibly lived that long inside of that fish? She thought for a moment and said, I don’t know, but when i get to heaven, I will ask him. The man said, What if he is not in heaven? She said, sarcastically, then you have to ask him! 😩🤣🐳🐋

MKDWhitted, You are so welcomed and thank you sweet sister for your blessings. I welcomed them🫶

As children, we used to laugh hundreds of times a day, but as adults, life tends to be more serious and laughter more infrequent. But by seeking out more opportunities for humor and laughter, you can improve your emotional health, strengthen your relationships, find greater happiness and even add years to your life. Have you laugh today?

A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it? God says NO and explains that she has another 30 years to live. Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she’s got another 30 years she might as well make the most of it. She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding by. She arrives in front of God and complains, “I thought you said I had another 30 years.” God replies, I didn’t recognize you.” 😩🤣

The Canadians get sent to hell So the rapture happens and all the Canadians get sent to hell because they didn’t hold the door or say sorry enough and the devil sees them celebrating. Bothered by this he asks “you’rein hell why are you celebrating“ and the Canadians respond “it’s like minus thirty where we live this is awesome. Angered by this he makes hell 3 times hotter and comes back and again they’re still celebrating and having a beach party. Realizing he has to get them a different way the devil goes and cranks the temperature down to minus a million and when he comes back they’re celebrating again. Now confused the devil asks “I made it colder why are you happy again” and the Canadians respond “hell’s frozen over. The leafs won the cup” 🤣🤪😩

💥Temple of Eternal Light💥 Three couples are meeting with the Grand Guru zfisil of the Temple of Eternal Light, hoping to increase their sense of meaning and connectedness with the world. After listening to his sermon in rapture they ask how to join the Temple of Eternal Light. “You must first demonstrate your commitment to the Eternal Light by abstaining from eating too much sweets. They agree to meet in six months to report their success. At the six-month meeting the Guru zfisil asks if they are prepared. The oldest couple, in their sixties, report that they were successful. “It was surprisingly difficult,” says one, “but we made it.” “Welcome to the Temple of Eternal Light,” says the Guru Zfisil. The next couple, both in their forties, reports that they had intense difficulty at the one-month mark, and they don’t know how they even made it. “Your sacrifice is noticed. Welcome to the Temple of Eternal Light,” says the Guru Zfisil”And how did you do with the challenge?” he asks the final couple, in their twenties. “We tried,” Jennifer says, “but I have to be honest. We failed after two weeks.” “I’m sorry,” says the Guru Zfisil. “But with great sadness I tell you that you cannot be welcomed into the Temple of Eternal Light.” “That’s okay,” says Kevin, “We’re not welcome in Wal-Mart any more, either.” 🤣😩😋

Two income tax collectors died and arrived at the pearly gates. Just ahead of them were two clergy, but St. Peter motioned them aside and took the internal revenue into heaven at once. “Why them ahead of us?” the surprised religious leaders asked. “Haven’t we done everything possible to spread the good word?” “Yes,” said St. Peter, “but those two IRS agents scared the Hell out of more people than you ever did!” 🤣🤭😩