๐ฉ๐คฃ๐คญHumorโs Healing POWER๐ฉ๐๐ซข
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July 10, 2024 at 8:06 pmA friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. Itโs a gnocchia. ๐คฃ๐๐ค๐๐ฅธ
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July 10, 2024 at 8:07 pmI sleep in a castle once every two weeks. Itโs my fort night. ๐ฉ๐คญ๐
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July 10, 2024 at 8:07 pmWhat do you call the smartest mountain? Mount Cleverest. ๐คญ๐ฉ๐โฐ๏ธ๐๐ป
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July 10, 2024 at 8:08 pmAfter stealing all the punctuation marks off the judgeโs keyboard โฆ Iโm expecting a long sentence. ๐คญ๐ฉ๐
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July 10, 2024 at 8:09 pmSomeone cut down all the trees by the police station. Authorities were left stumped. ๐ฎ๐๐ฉ๐๐คญ
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July 10, 2024 at 8:10 pmWhat does an escalator say when it stops working? Nothing, it just stairs. ๐ฉ๐๐คญ
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July 10, 2024 at 8:10 pmI know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas. But they usually go over peopleโs heads. ๐คญ๐๐ฉโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐โฑ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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July 10, 2024 at 8:11 pmMy father owned a coal company, but mostly kept it to himself. Mined his own business. ๐๐ฉ๐คญ๐
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July 10, 2024 at 8:12 pmYou think jokes about underwater explosives are bad? Just wait until you sea mine. ๐ฉ๐คญ๐
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July 10, 2024 at 8:12 pmI just saw a film where someone sprayed meat juices all over a non-fiction book. Itโs baste on a true story. ๐คญ๐ฉ๐
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July 10, 2024 at 8:13 pmWhat do you call a Jedi with anxiety? Panicโin Skywalker.
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July 10, 2024 at 8:13 pmYesterday, someone told me that I look good with a salt-and-pepper beard. I took that as a condiment. ๐๐ฉ๐คญ
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July 10, 2024 at 8:14 pmDid you hear about the guy with an irrational fear of buffets? He couldnโt help himself. ๐๐ฉ๐คญ
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July 10, 2024 at 8:14 pmWhen I was a child, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime. ๐๐คญ๐ฉ
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July 10, 2024 at 8:15 pmWhat do you call a medieval spy? Sir Veillance. ๐๐ฅธ๐คฃ
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July 10, 2024 at 8:16 pmNever wear headphones while vacuuming. I just finished the whole house and realized I forgot to plug it in. ๐ฉ๐คญ๐
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July 10, 2024 at 8:17 pmIโve decided to learn jokes in sign language. That way, I can guarantee no oneโs heard them before. ๐ฉ๐๐
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July 10, 2024 at 8:17 pmIf someone asked me if I had a favorite prog rock band โฆ I would say yes. ๐๐ฉ๐๐คฃ
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July 10, 2024 at 8:18 pmLast time I went to the gym I hopped on the treadmill. But people were looking at me funny so I decided to run instead. ๐๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ๐คฃ๐ฉ๐๐คญ
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July 10, 2024 at 8:19 pmI saw a big cat wearing a very flamboyant hat the other day. I think it was a dandy lion. ๐๐ฉ๐คญ
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July 10, 2024 at 8:19 pmWhich sailors blow their noses the most often? The anchor chiefs. ๐๐ฉ๐คญ
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July 10, 2024 at 8:20 pmThe local vampire social club is constantly getting bigger. Theyโre always looking for new blood. ๐ฉ๐๐คญ
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July 10, 2024 at 8:21 pmA friend of mine did his pilotโs exam just after a storm, and flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors. ๐ฉ๐๐คฃ๐๐
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July 10, 2024 at 8:22 pmWhat do you call a wheel of cheese that you throw to someone else? A fris-brie. ๐ฉ๐๐คญ
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July 10, 2024 at 8:22 pmStarted going to the gym and I dropped 10 pounds very quickly. Thankfully the dumbbell missed my foot. ๐ช๐๏ธ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐คธ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐คธโโ๏ธ ๐๐ฉ๐คญ
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