LAUGHTER HEALS😩🤣👏
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spiritdoc1Prayers: 40018Requests: 2385
April 23, 2022 at 10:56 amA little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.” “Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop. “Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?” “Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, why not make the best of it? So, now, on game days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'” “Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?” “Well, you know”, said the little old lady, “not everybody pays.” Don’t shoot😫👏🔫
goingupsoonPrayers: 20097Requests: 1132
April 23, 2022 at 1:37 pmI do have to say you used very poor judgement posting this one. This is like the low level “so called jokes” I used to hear in bars when I was still drinking. Please allow the Holy Spirit to guide you in purity in the future when selecting “jokes” to post on the sacred prayer wall. Love you spiritdoc1, we all miss it from time to time. Please receive this in the spirit it is intended. No condemnation, only hopeful encouragement to make wiser choices down the line. ❤
frankopoy68Prayers: 4384Requests: 52
April 23, 2022 at 2:44 pmYes I agree. Very poor choice. In loving kindness and encouragement. Please use this prayer wall for it’s purpose. “PRAYER” There’s other social media platforms for jokes and self interest.
spiritdoc1Prayers: 40018Requests: 2385
April 23, 2022 at 3:01 pmGood thing i am saved by grace!
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