A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is her ending? God says NO! and explains that she has another 30 years to live. Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she’s got another 30 years she might as well make the most of it. She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding by. She arrives in front of God and complains, “I thought you said I had another 30 years? God replies, I didn’t recognize you.” 😩🤣🤩😎🫢

Of all days, which one has not laughed, is the one most surely wasted.

ahhhhhh-HA! Looking up! Keep posting those funny jokes.

A little boy in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed around the offering plates. When they came near his pew, the boy said loudly, “Don’t pay for me, Daddy, I’m under five.”

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“What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin’ Catholic!” 🤣😫😆🤭

Moses is wandering around and he finds the burning bush. He looks closer and sees that while the bush is clearly on fire, it is not burning up. He just can’t believe his eyes, and in his amazement he says “No way!” Then, a voice comes from the bush, and says “Yah way!” 🤭😫🤣

How did the apostles get to Pentecost? Honda! They were all in one Accord. 😂

Who was the shortest person in the Bible? It is believed to be Bildad the Shuhite (shoe height) get it? 🤭😫😆