A young mother paying a visit to her doctor in Amarillo made no attempt to restrain her five­-year-­old son, who was ransacking an adjoining treatment room. But finally an extra-­loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, “I hope, doctor, you don’t mind Billy being in your examining room.” “No,” said the doctor calmly. “He’ll be quiet in a moment when he gets to the poisons.” 🫣🤣😫

Why did the frog take the bus to work today? His car got toad away. Bwahahahahaha!

A man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is over, he says, “Okay, Doctor. In plain English what’s wrong with me?” “Well, in plain English,” says the doctor, “you’re just lazy.” The man nods. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.” 🤣😫😆

Laughter is the Best Medicine It’s fun to share a good laugh, but did you know it can actually improve your health? Learn how to harness the powerful benefits of laughter and humor. Have you laugh today?

Cultivating more humor in your everyday life is “one of the fastest and most powerful ways to increase overall health and wellbeing,” says Steven M. Sultanoff, a clinical psychologist and professor at Pepperdine University who’s a past president of the Association for Applied and Therapeutic Humor, a non-profit focused on the study and use of humor. He doesn’t consider himself a particularly funny guy; he wasn’t his high school’s class clown and would never call himself the life of the party. But he’s dedicated more than 40 years to helping people benefit from the healing powers of humor. “The experience of humor and distressing emotions can’t occupy the same psychological space,” he says. So are you ready to laugh?

What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Rad-ish. 🤣😂🤭

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 😬😂😫🤭

What did the Floran the fundoran, Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.🥵🌭😫🤣🤭

The next day, the police officer pulls the same car over again, and says, “Hey! I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!” The driver says, “I did, and today I’m taking them to the movies!” 🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧😫🤣🤭

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s apparent. 😫🤣🤭

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll. 😫😫😫😫😫

A lady was walking down the street to work and saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly. She wasn’t too happy to hear what he had to say to her. Shocked and embarrassed, she spun around and left for work in a huff, trying to ignore what the parrot had just told her. When she got to work, she went straight to the bathroom to check her appearance before going to clock in. The next day, she saw the parrot perched on the same spot and hoped that today he would have a different story to tell her, but lo and behold, he called her closer and once again told her how ugly she was. On the third day, she went straight into the store without giving the parrot a chance to say anything and threatened to sue the place if they didn’t get their bird to stop slandering her. The following day, the lady walked up to the bird with confidence. The parrot cocked its head and was ready to chat with her again. He leaned in and said: YOU KNOW……… 😫🤣😆🤭