The Benefits of a Good Laugh π©π€£π
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September 17, 2022 at 1:16 pmThe Monkey One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the monkey was reading two books – the Bible and Darwin’s The Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, “Why are you reading both those books”? “Well,” said the monkey, “I just wanted to know if I was my brother’s keeper or my keeper’s brother.” π«ππ€
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September 17, 2022 at 1:18 pmHow to Get to Heaven? A teacher asked the children in her Sunday School class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?” “NO!” the children all answered. “If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?” Again, the answer was “NO!” “Well,” she continued, “then how can I get to heaven?” In the back of the room, a five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead!”π©ππ€
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September 17, 2022 at 9:39 pmloving all the jokes thank you for sharing my dab sisters GodsChosenOneGAπππ
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September 17, 2022 at 9:42 pmThis post has absolutely made me happy for 3 days since I began reading all the responses π God bless you all π
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September 17, 2022 at 10:52 pmPuppy Prayer: Now I lay me down to sleep; The king size bed is soft and deep. I sleep right in the center groove; My human mom can hardly move. I’ve trapped her legs, She’s tucked in tight; And here is where I pass the night. No one disturbs me or dares intrude; Til morning comes and “I want food!” I sneak up slowly to begin; My nibbles on my human’s chin. She wakes up quickly, and looks at me; Then asks the question, “What’s wrong puppy”? The morning is here, And it’s time to play; I always seem to get my way. So thank you lord for giving me; This human mom that I see. The one who hugs and hold me tight; And shares her bed with me at night!πΆπΆπΆπ€π€π€β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ I grew up with a terrier who slept between my two brothers on his back. When mom would stand by their bed to listen to their prayers, Tiny would cross his paws to pray also. Maybe his prayer was similar to this oneβ¦ππΆπ
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September 17, 2022 at 11:22 pmGood oneβ₯οΈ Love it! Thank youπΉ
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September 17, 2022 at 11:24 pmDear katnapingzz; I am so glad you are reaping itβs benefits.β₯οΈππ»π
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September 18, 2022 at 1:14 pmMy parrot was just diagnosed with an STD. Vet says he has Chirpees. He said there’s no need for concern, because it’s a Canarial disease, and it’s tweetable.ππ«π
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September 18, 2022 at 1:16 pmThis morning, there was a light knock at my door. When i opened it, there stood two church mice. One of them said,βGood Morning, sir, weβve like to talk to you about cheeses.βπ«ππ€π
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September 18, 2022 at 1:29 pm“The burglar and the parrot” A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, “Jesus is watching you.” Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. “Did you say that?” He hissed at the parrot. “Yep,” the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you.” The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?” “Moses,” replied the bird. “Moses?” the burglar laughed. “What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?” The bird promptly answered, “Probably the same kind of people that would name a Rotweiller “Jesus”!ππ©ππ€
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September 18, 2022 at 1:33 pmThree sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, “I built a big house for our Mother.” The second said, “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.” The third smiled and said, “I’ve got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can’t see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He’s one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it.” Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks, “Milton,” she wrote one son, “the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house.” “Gerald,” she wrote to another, “I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn’t what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!” “Dearest Donald,” she wrote to her third son, “you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!”π«π©π€π
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September 18, 2022 at 1:43 pmYOU KNOWπ«ππ€ A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, βHey lady, You are really ugly,β The lady was furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, βHey lady, you are really ugly,β She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, βHey lady, you are really ugly,β The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and to get rid of the bird if they didn’t do something about it. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn’t say it again. When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, βHey lady.β She paused and said, βYes ?β And the bird replied, βYou know.βπ€ππ©π
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September 18, 2022 at 2:34 pmThank you so much for making me laugh; this is so beautiful enjoy the rest of your day in Jesus name πGods Chosen OneGAππ
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September 18, 2022 at 8:43 pmπ€£π€£π€£ππππππ Good stories, dear Angel! Thanks for the uplifting laughter!!β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπ₯°π₯°π₯°π«Άπ«Άπ«Ά
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September 19, 2022 at 12:56 pmQuestion: What did the Dalmatian say as it started scratching itβs neck? Answer: Ahhh yeaaa, thatβs the SPOT!πππ. Question: What happened to the dog that had her puppies on the sidewalk? Answer: She got ticketed for littering.πππ. Question:Β What kind of dog will laugh at any joke? Answer: A Chi-ha-ha. π€£π€£π€£. Question: What kind of dog is a fink? Answer: A rat terrier.π€π€π€.
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September 19, 2022 at 4:08 pmThat you Spiritdoctor this was a good reminder
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September 22, 2022 at 2:02 amUpon Delivery: UPS: Your package is in your city on a truck driven by Mike. It will arrive at 6:27 p.m. today. FEDEX: Your package is coming. Youβll get it when we get there. USPS: What package? AMAZON: We are already inside your residence. Check your bathroom. FACEBOOK: We know you were thinking about getting a toaster oven yesterday. Here are 20 ads for toaster ovens.π©ππ«π€
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September 22, 2022 at 9:35 amπ€π©
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September 22, 2022 at 9:36 amDear Brian keep it upπ©ππ« There are many benefitsπππ»
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September 22, 2022 at 9:37 amBRYANπ€
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September 22, 2022 at 9:25 pmRiddles to make you think and give you a smile: π€π€πππ 1. Riddle: The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?βοΈπββοΈβοΈπββοΈβοΈ Answer: Footsteps.π¦Άπ¦Άπ¦Άπ¦Ά 2. Riddle: What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary?βοΈπββοΈ Answer: Wrong.πππππ 3. Riddle: You see me once in June, twice in November and not at all in May. What am I?βοΈ Answer: The letter βe.βπ€π€π€ 4. Riddle: You will buy me to eat but never eat me. What am I?βοΈπβοΈπββοΈβοΈπββοΈβοΈπβοΈπββοΈ Answer: A plate.π½π½π½π½π½ 5. Riddle: What did the triangle say to the circle?π»βͺοΈπΊβͺοΈπ» Answer: You are pointless.π«΅ ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π
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September 23, 2022 at 12:08 amGood onesπ
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September 23, 2022 at 8:53 amMoment or laughter. You ladies are hilarious. Having a good laugh with these jokes. Blessings to you all to the overflowing love you much ππππππππ₯Ήπ₯Ήππππππ₯°ππππ₯°π₯°πβοΈβοΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈππππππ
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September 23, 2022 at 9:28 amGlad you are enjoying the βjockularityβ, dear Flora! The endorphins in your brain must be on overtimeβ¦π€π€π€£ππ₯°
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