The Joy Of The Lord Is Our Strength!😫😂😄
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August 1, 2022 at 4:55 am
an electric train is traveling south at 10 miles per hour and If the wind is blowing North at 10 miles per hour, which way does the smoke blow? Fooled you! Electric trains don’t blow smoke.😹🤣😂😉
August 2, 2022 at 11:27 pmI asked my friend to come to the gym with me They never showed up I guess we won’t work out
August 2, 2022 at 11:40 pmA teacher asked the student If I give you 4 cat today and 2 tomorrow How many cats do you have? The student said, seven. Wrong, said the teacher So the teacher sat down with the student and explained. “The student protest” I already have one cat at home.🤪😜😜🤣🤣🤣💯💯
August 3, 2022 at 9:44 am🤭😅😂🤣❤️❤️❤️ thanks for the laughs, cwink! At least the student ended up with a cat for every day of the week…🤭😁
August 3, 2022 at 11:59 amCute cute cute I found myself snickering and smiling at these clever little quips Thank you for them and I pray I can continue with Gods medicine in my heart today. It is good stuff
August 3, 2022 at 12:38 pmThis is good medicine for my soul. Laughing myself and enjoying all these. Thanks for your sense of humor. 🥰🙏Gods Chosen One 😂🥰🙏
August 3, 2022 at 6:55 pm😩🤭😆😄😬
August 3, 2022 at 10:02 pmGood medicine for sure. 😂😂 Sending you love and blessings❤️🙏🏻🌺
August 4, 2022 at 11:19 amA pastor and his 6-year-old son were walking down the church corridor heading to the chapel. The little boy noticed a plaque with a bunch of names on it. He asked his dad what it was. His father told him it was a memorial for all the boys who died in service. The little boy thought for a moment and then asked, “Was the 9:30 or the 11:00 service?”.🤭😁😅😂🤣
August 4, 2022 at 1:11 pmThanks Deb for this joke. Still giggling. Nice one.😂😂Gods Chosen One 😂😂😂
August 4, 2022 at 3:46 pm🎵 “If you want joy you must clap for Him. 👏🎵 The joy of the LORD is my strength.
🎵If you want joy you must SHOUT! for Him. 🎵 The joy of the LORD is my strength.
🎵 If you want joy you must dance for Him. 💃 🎵 The joy of the LORD is my strength.
🎵The joy of the LORD is my strength.
🎵the joy of the LORD is my strength.”
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August 4, 2022 at 4:07 pmOh my sweet Jesus! What a joy it is to read the jokes everyone shares! 😩😆😂 I am absolutely delighted. Father thank you for laughter! Bless and baptize us all with a joyful spirit. Let us be different from the world. No fear! Love Joy and a spirit that waits for your coming! Blessings to you ALL.♥️🙏🏻🕊
August 4, 2022 at 11:09 pmHave you hear of the joke about paper. Never mind. It’s tearable
August 4, 2022 at 11:12 pmR.I.P boiling water You will be mist
August 4, 2022 at 11:14 pmHow do you put a baby astronaut to sleep??? You rocket
August 4, 2022 at 11:22 pmC. Wink you are incredible😩😆😂 Your jokes made me cry of joy. I love them. Thank you for cracking us up!😩😆😂 Bravo👏🙌💞💕💞💕 Anytime you wish post jokes! You are so welcome…….
August 4, 2022 at 11:26 pmWhy did the priest bless his milk? To pastorize it.😩😆😂
August 4, 2022 at 11:27 pmWhat do you call a pastor who got bailed out? Christian Bale. 😩😆😂
August 4, 2022 at 11:30 pmThe Pastor and the Eggs The elderly pastor was cleaning up his office one Friday morning. In the back of the office, he found a small box containing 3 eggs and 100 $1 bills. He showed his secretary the box to ask her about the box and its contents. Embarrassed, she admitted having hidden the box there for the last 25 years. Disappointed and hurt, the pastor asked her, “WHY?” The secretary replied that she hadn’t wanted to hurt his feelings. He asked her how the box could have hurt his feelings. She said that every time that he had delivered a poor sermon, she had placed an egg in the box. The pastor felt that 3 poor sermons in 25 years was certainly nothing to feel bad about, so he asked her what the $100 was for. She replied, “Each time I got a dozen eggs, I sold them to the neighbors for $1.” 😆🤭😂
August 4, 2022 at 11:32 pmPastor’s Destiny A mother woke her son up on Sunday morning and told him he needed to get ready to go to church. The son replied to his mother that he didn’t want to go to church this morning. She told him nonsense he should get up and go to church. “But mom” he replied, “Everybody hates me, the sermons are boring and none of my friends ever come.” His mother replied, “Now, son…! First, everybody doesn’t hate you, only a couple of bullies and you just have to stand up to them. Second, the sermons mean a lot to many people. If you listened to them, you’d be surprised at how good they are in helping people. Third, you have lots of friends at church. They are always having you over to their house. And finally, you have to go, you’re the pastor!!”😂🤭😩
August 4, 2022 at 11:38 pmWhat did God’s people say when food fell from Heaven? “Oh man-na!”😩😂😆
August 4, 2022 at 11:40 pmA man asked God Man: Is it true that one billion years is like a second to you? God: Yes, it is. Man: Is it true that a billion dollars is like a penny to you? God: Yes, it is. Man: Then, could you please give me one penny then? God: Sure, gimme a sec. 🤭😂😩
August 4, 2022 at 11:41 pmWhat did God say after she made Eve? Practice makes perfect.😂
August 4, 2022 at 11:42 pmWhat did God do when yellow jackets started stinging the other animals? Plan Bee.😩🤭😆
August 4, 2022 at 11:47 pmOne day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So He called one of His best angels and sent the angel to Earth for a while. When she returned she told God, yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is good. Well, He thought for a moment and thought maybe He’d better send down a second angel to get another point of view. So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and told him “Yes, the Earth is in decline. 95% is bad and 5% is good.” God said this was not good. So He decided to send e-mail to the 5% that were good. He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what that e-mail said? Oh, you didn’t get one either, huh? Bummer.😩😆🤭😂
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