The Joy Of The Lord Is Our Strength!😫😂😄
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August 4, 2022 at 11:53 pm
SHARK!! There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat. As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. He’s scared to death, and as he turns to see the jaws of the great white beast open revealing its teeth in a horrific splendor, the atheist screams, “Oh God! Save me!” In an instant time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The man is motionless in the water when he hears the voice of God say, “You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?” Aghast with confusion and knowing he can’t lie the man replies, “Well, that’s true I don’t believe in you, but how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in you?” HA HA HA😩😂🤭
August 5, 2022 at 11:19 amIt’s always a good day when you can start it out with God’s Word and His joy of laughter! 😂🤣😘🥰 Well done, fellow Dabbers!! Thanks for the smiles!
August 5, 2022 at 11:20 amThank you Deb; For your joyful spirit!♥️
August 5, 2022 at 12:33 pmGreat!
August 6, 2022 at 11:22 amDid you hear the one about the four passengers on a plane that was crashing? Well, there were only three parachutes on this plane. The first passenger was a renowned heart surgeon. He stated, “I have saved many lives, and I need to survive for my patients.” He grabbed one of the parachutes and jumped off the plane. The second passenger was a rocket scientist. He said, “I am the smartest man in the whole world, so the world needs my expertise.” He grabbed a parachute and jumped off the plane. The other two passengers who were still onboard were a 10-year-old Boy Scout and an 80-year-old Bishop of the church. The Bishop looked at the boy and said, “I have lived a very long and blessed life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. So you take the last parachute.” The boy replied, “But we both can use a parachute.” The Bishop questioned, “ How can that be? There is only one parachute left.” With a grin, the boy answered, “The smartest man in the world didn’t grab a parachute. He grabbed my Boy Scout backpack.”🤭😁🤣😂😉
August 6, 2022 at 10:26 pmWhy did the sailors have to stop playing cards??? Because the captain was standing on the deck!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 I taught a wolf how to meditate Now it’s a aware-wolf!!!😜🤣😜🤣
August 7, 2022 at 11:05 pmPeople are shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician. The left eye says to the right eye, between me and you something smells 🤣😜🤣😜🤣😜😜😜😜😜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
August 8, 2022 at 1:01 am😩😩😩😩🤭🤭🤭😆😆😆😆 Stop it you guys! Too funny!!!!
August 8, 2022 at 1:03 amC. Wink you are hilarious!!!!! Deb, U are too funny thank you both!😂
August 8, 2022 at 1:06 amWhat does a dentist do when the plane lands? She braces herself😂 What is dentists’ favorite dinosaur? Flossosaurus🤭
August 8, 2022 at 1:07 amWhy is it sometimes necessary to get a second opinion from a dentist? Because each dentist has their own floss-ophy. 😂😩🤭
August 8, 2022 at 1:09 amWhy does the dentist have a TV on the ceiling for patients? So they can Netflix and drill.😩🤭😂
August 8, 2022 at 1:10 amHow does a dentist fix a broken tooth? With toothpaste!😂
August 8, 2022 at 1:11 amWhy did the FBI raid the dentist’s office? To perform a cavity search.😂🤭
August 8, 2022 at 11:34 am🤣😂😁🤗😅😅😅😘😘😘 You guys are making my sides hurt. It’s like doing 50 sit-ups (if I could)… Thanks for the exercise! What makes eggs so funny??? They’re full of yolks!🤭😁🤣😂
August 8, 2022 at 11:45 amWhat is the number one reason patients don’t show up for root canals? They lose their nerve.😂😆😩
August 8, 2022 at 11:46 amWhy should you be kind to your dentist? Because they have fill-ings too. HA HA HA!!😂😩🤭
August 8, 2022 at 11:50 amWhat did the dentist say to a golfer with a cavity? You have a hole in one.😩😂🤭
August 8, 2022 at 11:51 amWhat is it called when an astronaut gets a cavity? A black hole.😆😂
August 8, 2022 at 11:52 amWhat’s another name for a dentist’s office? A filling station.😩😂
August 8, 2022 at 11:53 amWhy did the doughnut go to the dentist? He needed a filling.🤭😆
August 8, 2022 at 11:33 pmWhat do you get when you cross a pie and a snake??? A pie-thon!!!!🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🐍🐍🐍🐍 Why did the scarecrow win an award??? Because it was outstanding in its field!!!🎖🎖🎖🎖🌾🌾🌾 Why do seagulls fly over the sea??? Because If the flew over the bay they would be bagels!!!🤣😜🤣😜🥯🥯 I would tell you a joke about numerators and denominators. But only a fraction of you would find it funny!!!✖️➗➕➖🟰 This guy told me that he was harry potters grandfather, I thought he was joking, then he said he was Sirius!!!🪄🪄🪄🪄. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo??? A woolly jumper 🦘🦘🦘🦘🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑
August 9, 2022 at 12:30 am😂😩🤭 C. Wink you are so funny dude! More, more, more😩😂 Thank you!
August 9, 2022 at 12:17 pmLove your sense of humor, CWink, but I disagree with you about your last joke. Wholly jumpers are not funny, just a nightmare of itchiness as I recall from yesteryears gone by.🤭😁😅😂🤣🥰
August 9, 2022 at 10:20 pmWhen should a snowman make an appointment to see the dentist? When he gets frostbite.😂😩
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